Fetch Games Gifts

Dog taking newspaper from post box.

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

"Fetch boy!"

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"A little help, please."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Frizzbee statue.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'