Ball Fetch Enthusiast Gifts

"After I find where you put my balls, I will destroy you."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'That was fun!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

A man and his dog

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Frizzbee statue.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Tired of fetching?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Geeks and their dogs.

Fido and Fifi

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'