Ball Fetch Expert Gifts

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

A man and his dog

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Tired of fetching?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

Geeks and their dogs.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

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