Fishing Expert Gifts

'How was your luck, dear?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Bears catching fish

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Surf Casting

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Fishing with God

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

A Bloody Butcher

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Been waiting long?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'