Fishing Expert Gifts

'How was your luck, dear?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Bears catching fish

Fishing with God

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A Bloody Butcher

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Been waiting long?'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'