Fishing Whiz Gifts

'Make it look like an accident.'

'Fred,do you need any help putting the outboard motor on?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bears catching fish

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Nerd tryouts.

A Bloody Butcher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Been waiting long?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Fishing for Birds

Loud mouth bass.

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'