Professional Fishermen Gifts

The Sea Angler: The best places to fish may be learned by watching the experts.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Fishing and new technologies

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

The ambush.

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Fishing for Peace.

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Overturned boat.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'How was your luck, dear?'

'Your father had a big mouth, too.'

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"Sandpipers."

Fishing for rats.

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Dolphin Safe Tuna - It's a consumer comfort to know that no smart fish were harmed in the slaughter of the dumb fish