Fishermen Gifts

'First, let me give you something for the pain.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Let's pray it's something that goes with fish!'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Fish sees menu on the end of a fisherman's line.

"These EU health and safety regulations are getting out of hand."

Bears Ice Fishing

'I'm telling you, Fred, fishing is a science.'

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'It's a long story.'

'Three trout dinners. Raw.'

"Don't do it! It's click bait."

Fisherman of the past fishing through a hole in the ice - fisherman of the present floating on a small piece of ice.

"Hey! Where's the other worm?..."

'This is a very popular school catchment area.'

'That's nothing - I once nibbled a toe that was THIS big...'

Fishing for rats.

'Uh-oh, Ben's practicing his ice fishing again.'

'Catching flying fish!'

"Sandpipers."

I only whale for the sport of it.

'Your father had a big mouth, too.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Fishing for Peace.

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

'Sorry'

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

Stick A Shark

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'Bob and Bart are nice people, but never disturb them when they're fishing...'

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Bear fishing for people.

"Look, you've got a nice smile and some cool piercings. You just need to work on your personality."