Fishermen Camaraderie Gifts

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Workplace Shinanigans

'Sorry'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

The ambush.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"We've lost the remote."

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Fishing for Peace.

'Your father had a big mouth, too.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"Sandpipers."

Fishing for rats.

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'It's a long story.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

A cruise of captains

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

'This is a very popular school catchment area.'