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"My wife and I are having a few close friends over for dinner on Saturday, Paulson. Don't you think that's nice?"

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fly fishing.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

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"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Sorry'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"You know very well what fish!"

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

The ambush.

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"We've lost the remote."

'You dance like my mother.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

'Your father had a big mouth, too.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Fishing for Peace.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"Sandpipers."

Fishing for rats.

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'It's a long story.'

'In this economy, money is the lure.'