Compassionate Fisherman Gifts

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'He did it for us.'

"We've lost the remote."

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

Buddha Fishing

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

"My wife and I are having a few close friends over for dinner on Saturday, Paulson. Don't you think that's nice?"

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

Palliative care for worms.

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

'When I was little I used to like fishing and girls - Now I'm big I just like fishing!'

'Mustn't Grumble!'