Contemplative Fisherman Gifts

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

Fisherman get a good catch.

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'Catching flying fish!'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Buddha Fishing

"Daddy is making sense of things."

The Fisher

"Why is it. . . that the electorate's forethought is a politician's hindsight?"

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'