Mindful Fishers Gifts

Buddha Fishing

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

"Why is it. . . that the electorate's forethought is a politician's hindsight?"

'You can rest assured that our 'diet conscience' fund invests only in low-fat, low cholesterol food companies.'

The Fisher

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Jesus always enjoyed a day on the water fishing.