Peaceful Fisher Gifts

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Fish hunting for men.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Enlightened Cursing

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"Holy Mackerel!"

Summer Sledding

Overturned boat.

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

Blue Upright

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

Ice Whaling

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

Library of War and Peace

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."