Peaceful Fisher T-Shirts

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Fish hunting for men.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

Enlightened Cursing

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Summer Sledding

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

Overturned boat.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

Ice Whaling

Blue Upright

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

Library of War and Peace

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."