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"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fish hunting for men.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Summer Sledding

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

Overturned boat.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Ice Whaling

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Worm eats the fish.

"Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon."

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'Ben wakes up when the ice melts, or for hunting season, whichever comes first.'

'Wait, dear! -- You forgot to take your vitamin C!'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

"Your job will be to furnish the office with fresh fish on a daily basis."