Faithful Fisher Gifts

The Miracle of Catching the Fishes (The Holy Bible).

"Holy Mackerel!"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Parachuting bishop.

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Priest with Christian symbol

Jesus Christ

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

God and His Copilot.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

'How can you be so cheap?'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Power and the Glory tools

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'I'll be seeing you again right after our Quarterly Earnings Report.'