Sermon-loving Fisher Gifts

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Fish hunting for men.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Priest with Christian symbol

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Holy Mackerel!"

Summer Sledding

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

Overturned boat.

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

Ice Whaling

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

"Could you all please just listen to my sermon instead of asking me what I would do?"

Worm eats the fish.

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

Buddha Fishing

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'Ben wakes up when the ice melts, or for hunting season, whichever comes first.'

'Wait, dear! -- You forgot to take your vitamin C!'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"Your job will be to furnish the office with fresh fish on a daily basis."

The Miracle of Catching the Fishes (The Holy Bible).

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'