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"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Fish hunting for men.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Holy Mackerel!"

Summer Sledding

Overturned boat.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

Ice Whaling

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

"Could you all please just listen to my sermon instead of asking me what I would do?"

Worm eats the fish.

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

"Your job will be to furnish the office with fresh fish on a daily basis."

Buddha Fishing

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'Wait, dear! -- You forgot to take your vitamin C!'

'Ben wakes up when the ice melts, or for hunting season, whichever comes first.'

The Miracle of Catching the Fishes (The Holy Bible).

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'