Saintly Fisherman Gifts

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

Halo Frisbee.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Zombies love ice fishing

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Monk

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Fly Fishing.

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Internet.

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

Fisherman being dragged along water by fish.

'When I was little I used to like fishing and girls - Now I'm big I just like fishing!'

"Only St. Bernards are allowed in."

'Mustn't Grumble!'