Heavenly Fishermen Gifts

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Priest with Christian symbol

'Sorry'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

The ambush.

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'Your father had a big mouth, too.'

Fishing for Peace.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Fishing for rats.

"Sandpipers."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'It's a long story.'

Fisherman with tiny catch

'Catching flying fish!'

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'