Heavenly Navigators Gifts

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

"Good game."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Parachuting bishop.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Airports.

SOE (South Of Earth)

Cherub on a cloud

Surfing alien.

Arrow Church

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

Heavenly Ships

'Location, location, location.'

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

'Say, Fred...'

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

Heavenly Desert Islands.

'Damned tourists.'

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

Exactly what does it take to get you to pull over and ask for directions?

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

"Not the God I expected."