Angelic Navigator Gifts

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Surfing alien.

SOE (South Of Earth)

Arrow Church

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Yahweh/Your Way

Heavenly Ships

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'Location, location, location.'

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

Spring Break!

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. The sky's so filled with man's debris

'I took a short cut.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

Mars Rovers; "At least I'm not alone."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'You are here.'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."