Celestial Navigator Gifts

'Location, location, location.'

"What's with the shape changing thing?"

'You would think our astronomers could have predicted this.'

You Are Here sign in Heaven

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"The reason he's never seen a constellation is he's convinced there really are white lines connecting the stars."

"When I was younger I wished on stars. Now my hopes are pinned on satellites."

Heavenly Ships

SOE (South Of Earth)

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

Mars Rovers; "At least I'm not alone."

You Are Hereafter.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Surfing alien.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. The sky's so filled with man's debris

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

The Big Tipper

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Pull and all nighter...

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are