Cosmos Navigator Gifts

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

The fate of the emigrant

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Siri, find oxygen."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

The Escape Key

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"You are here"

'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Goose checking his GPS.

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

SOE (South Of Earth)

Surfing alien.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

You are Here

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

"I'll believe in global warming when I see it!"

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Ask your mother computer.

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'