Cosmos Cartographer Gifts

Astronaut sees map indicating where he is in the solar system

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

The Big Tipper

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Siri, find oxygen."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Can I have a look at the map?

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'