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Astronaut sees map indicating where he is in the solar system

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

The Big Tipper

"Siri, find oxygen."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

My central park

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Smart Bomb.