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'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The High Line at Giza

You are here.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Exit Next Left

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Sister Cities