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'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

"Water, water? I heart you the first time, pal! Grocery department, Aisle 12."

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Lost World: You are Here

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Can I have a look at the map?

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'This is you, enlarged.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Smart Bomb.