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Some historians believe that the wheel was discovered by accident.

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Exit Next Left

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."