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"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

You are here sign.

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The High Line at Giza

The Map of the Human Heart

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Exit Next Left

'This is you, enlarged.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Can I have a look at the map?

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."