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"Too much beige."

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

Painting clouds

Gardener

Doing the borders.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors

Kritik's Korner

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Hither and Yon sign

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Painting taking root...

Motor Tourism

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Adventures of God

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

The Garden

Environment Friendly House.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."