"Too much beige."
Landscape Critic Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a landscape critic? Our curated collection features products that merge humor and appreciation for scenic beauty—perfect for those who analyze every horizon and critique every vista with a smile. From playful mugs to eye-catching prints, surprise your favorite outdoor arts enthusiast with a gift that transports their passion into everyday moments.
Hollywood Sign Developers
The Busy Gardener
It's a Whole Field of Paisley!
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."
Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....
Plant Lady
Painting clouds
Gardener
Doing the borders.
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.
God's Subcontractors
Kritik's Korner
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Hither and Yon sign
"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."
Painting taking root...
Motor Tourism
"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."
Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.
The Adventures of God
'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'
Greenfingers.
"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."
The Garden
Environment Friendly House.
An alleyway leads to a scenic area.
'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)
The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm
Flowers wearing sunglasses.
"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."
Landscape Critic Gifts Collection
Landscape Critic Mugs
Discover a range of humorous and artistic mugs that landscape critics will cherish—find their new favorite brew companion today.
Landscape Critic Pillows
Looking for cozy decor? Our pillows celebrate scenic beauty and critique with witty designs—brighten up their favorite space.
Landscape Critic Prints
Browse stunning scenic prints and clever critiques—perfect for inspiring outdoor lovers and artistic critics in every room.
Landscape Critic T-Shirts
Explore fun and stylish t-shirts perfect for landscape enthusiasts who love a good critique—dress up their passion in everyday wear.