Landscape Satirist Gifts

Echo Point. Out of order, Laryngitis.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Hoodie Hang-out

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

How life on Earth really got its start.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"The Nominees"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

'Secondhand smoke.'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Glimpses One Dollar

Another hot flash?

This is where Brent council sends you

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Here is your new planet."

New uses for excess coal

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Traffic Lights Medicine

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.