Humorous Landscape Lover Gifts

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

The Adventures of God

Hither and Yon sign

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Motor Tourism

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Set already!"

California Beverages Map

Rating the Sunset

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

J. M. W. Turner

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"Well, the drought is over."

Artist paints an artist.

Meanwhile...in Albania

"Here is your new planet."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

The painting Painter

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."