Landscape Lovers Gifts

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

(Camel paintings)

Painting clouds

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Hither and Yon sign

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Motor Tourism

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Nature Lovers

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Set already!"

Rating the Sunset

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Hotel Room

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

J. M. W. Turner

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,