Landscape Watching Gifts

Sunrise with trademark.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Hither and Yon sign

Motor Tourism

The Adventures of God

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Valet park only"

Nature Lovers

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Rating the Sunset

"Set already!"