Viewing Scenery Gifts

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Polar bear bowling alley

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Roads with a view.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Hotel Room

Sunset Attraction

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Theater and the Sun

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

I'm sending a video of this to the kids so they can watch it in the car. Lookout Point.

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

"It makes me realize how small you are."

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

"Let's not have children."

Winter is a gift.

'Is this in HD?'

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

Guess who just bought a new RV