Spectacular Scenery Admirer Gifts

Polar bear bowling alley

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Roads with a view.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Rating the Sunset

"Set already!"

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Sunset Attraction

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Hotel Room

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

The painting Painter

Theater and the Sun

"Well, the drought is over."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'You're kidding me right: You can't really see the ocean from up here, can you?'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'Here come the summer people.'

Mountain goat looking through view finder.

'Hey Wayne!'

'Big deal, I'd rather have a beer.'