Scenic View Lover Gifts

'House for sale, lifestyle inlcuded.'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Roads with a view.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Rating the Sunset

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Hotel Room

Sunset Attraction

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Theater and the Sun

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'For sale'

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

Winter is a gift.