Scenic Viewpoint Seeker Gifts

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Polar bear bowling alley

'Echo Tourism'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Airplane Mode.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Roads with a view.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Welcome."

Rating the Sunset

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

Hotel Room

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"All I see is more trees."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Sunset Attraction

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Theater and the Sun