Scenic View Seekers Gifts

"Did I mention the view?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Polar bear bowling alley

'Echo Tourism'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Airplane Mode.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Rating the Sunset

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Chess on TV

"All I see is more trees."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

Sunset Attraction

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Theater and the Sun