Scenic Viewing Gifts

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Transylvanian backpackers.

World Tour.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Polar bear bowling alley

Tourists and their Pets.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Tourists in Egypt

Motor Tourism

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Travelling

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The only way to see the world is to see the world