Scenic View Admirers Gifts

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Holiday time.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Roads with a view.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Sunset Attraction

Sunset

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Theater and the Sun

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

'For sale'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

What passes as a SCENIC ROUTE next right.

'And to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see The London Eye'

"Let's not have children."