Scenic View Admirers Gifts

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Holiday time.

Polar bear bowling alley

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Roads with a view.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Sunset

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Sunset Attraction

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Theater and the Sun

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

'For sale'

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'And to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see The London Eye'

"Let's not have children."

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

What passes as a SCENIC ROUTE next right.