Scenic Snapshot Seeker Gifts

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Echo Tourism'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Robot selfie stick

'Wow! What graphics!'

Your Eyesore Here.

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

'And whenever we do go somewhere, he blocks the view.'

Not So Grand Canyon Next Exit

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Wildlife photographer.

"It makes me realize how small you are."

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"