Snapshot Seeker Gifts

"Let's try one without smiling."

"Dammit! I blinked. Can we take that again?"

'You can always tell a tourist.'

Wildlife photographer.

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

24-HOUR PHOTO DEVELOPING, 'No peeking, now.'

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'My husband works behind the lens.'

'Would you mind taking our picture'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'I know I can't bring it with me... but how about some snapshots?'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'I'm a star!'

The Desert Island Package

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Say cheese!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

A woman bows to the crowd

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

Robot selfie stick

The Paranormal Society...

"ME!!!"

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.