Scenery Snapper Gifts

"Hold on, let me get a picture of you taking a picture of yourself while Gail takes a picture of both of us taking pictures."

World Tour.

Polar bear bowling alley

'Echo Tourism'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Vacation Bus Photo

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Roads with a view.

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

Hotel Room

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

The Press

'Wow ... Mother Nature is almost as good as Instagram.'

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

Bashful Royal Guard

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Your Eyesore Here.

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

'And whenever we do go somewhere, he blocks the view.'

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

'This would be really beautiful if it were prettier.'