Scenery Snapper Gifts

"Hold on, let me get a picture of you taking a picture of yourself while Gail takes a picture of both of us taking pictures."

World Tour.

'Echo Tourism'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Vacation Bus Photo

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Roads with a view.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

The Press

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Hotel Room

Bashful Royal Guard

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Your Eyesore Here.

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'And whenever we do go somewhere, he blocks the view.'

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

Call that a Crash?! (Wife stands behind husband with a frying pan.)