Scenery Snubber Gifts

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'They all want to play the star.'

World Tour.

Polar bear bowling alley

'Echo Tourism'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Roads with a view.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Strange Crowds in Bath

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Your Eyesore Here.

Wonderland Movie Studios. Sound Stages. There's a lot of problems today -- That diva Goldilocks complained her first dressing room was too small, and she says the new one is too big. The close-up shot of Red Riding hood's grandma makes her teeth mool too large. Sleeping Beauty is not comfortable with her kissing scene and we need a stuntman because Jack refusts to jump over the candlestick. Is there any good news? Yeah, the three little pigs nailed their scene! That's no surprise! They'r

'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'

"Jeffrey! Jeffrey! You're making a scene!"

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

'And whenever we do go somewhere, he blocks the view.'

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

The man who bought a sofa that was not in a sale.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

'This camera can't take panoramas.'