Scenery Snubber Pillows

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'They all want to play the star.'

World Tour.

'Echo Tourism'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Roads with a view.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Strange Crowds in Bath

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Your Eyesore Here.

"Jeffrey! Jeffrey! You're making a scene!"

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

'And whenever we do go somewhere, he blocks the view.'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

The man who bought a sofa that was not in a sale.

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

'This would be really beautiful if it were prettier.'