Strategy Snubber Pillows

'Enough with all the strategic planning. Just get out there and kill something.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Alternative fielding positions

Tic-tac-toe

' A new idea '

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Surge Plans.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

"For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success by me again."

'I've reviewed your core progress modules and having reassessed them in the light of new strategy targets we've decided you need a kick up the backside.'

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'