Soup Snubber Pillows

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Cooking'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What's the insect de jour?

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Soup Surprise

'Anything else, Sir?'

Chick in noodle soup.

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"We're almost finished with your radiation treatment. Just lie still and mvoe the Cup-A-Soup a little to your right."

A bowl of soup with a fly in it. And how would you like your fly? Menu.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!